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HotCars is here to turn up the heat on your love life.

Are you ready to find a new "commute"ment? Seeking that special someone to share a card with? Meet your new seatmate with HotCars, the new service exclusively from

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Sooner Than You Expect

With our patented LoveDelays™ system, you might, sometimes, occasionally know just how long you have to wait before your match enters your life.

Closer Than You Think

With packed cars and LoveDelays™, your match might just be the person desperately trying to grip the rail that you're leaning against.

Turn Up The Heat

Looking for the perfect date? Our broken escalator system and failing AC ensures a sweaty encounter with your match, no matter what time of day or night!

Well, that escalated quickly.

Of course, this was all done as a joke/parody/what have you. Popped into my head so I made it happen. Hope you enjoyed and feel free to share it with the folks you know. (Just make sure not to mention anything legally infringing, alright?)

Oh, and of course, more about me.